Midge, You must be a god in bed then. But probably only at sleeping because with your opinions about women it's very doubtful you ever even get a date let alone more.

Midge, Maybe this is her orgasm face ... Than you can say she can f the brain out.

Midge, I'm pretty sure she was a zombie in that movie World War Z.

Midge, They make interesting strippers, I can certainly tell you. One idiot will tell her that its perfectly ok to do something they're not supposed to do, for example, walk up behind a patron who's sitting at the bar, reach around him from both sides, put both hands into the front pockets of his slacks, and started trying to jack him off (this only works with loose slacks with deep pockets.) Fortunately for me, I was able to get her to stop before she got too far. I also told her that she really shouldn't treat customers like that, not because it was against the rules (and also laws of Atlanta), but because there was no reason to do it until she knew she was going to get paid for it. I don't know which bastard taught her that awesome little trick, but if you have a pair of slacks with large pockets, you should definitely get your significant other to do this for you, or vice versa, the next time the two of you are in a dimly lit restaurant bar. It works even better if you know a tailor who can turn both of your pants' pockets into passthrough pockets like on an expensive overcoat. Make it a game. If your s.o. can get you off without you making a scene, you have to do something extra special for her (even if you're the kind of partner who would do so regardless.) Thinking back (this was in the mid 90s), I really should have tried to date that woman.

Midge, fun? yes. pretty? no.

Penelope, lol, this is not a consequence of socialism (and I doubt that you even know what it means), it´s a consequence to years and years of economical mismanagment, heavy corruption on all levels and last but not least, a consequence of being bullied economical by other countrys for insisting on the right not to allow foreign powers to extend dependencys on the country.