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Amy 1 year ago
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American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come a hangin' around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
rofl
       
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Olph 1 year ago
"I'm standing at the altar
As they play the wedding march
I'm in a black tuxedo with my collar full of starch
She looks as lovely as she's ever gonna get.."

once she wears the ring, We all know she gets fat.
       
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Monteleon 1 year ago
Oh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ning
It's today that's the day of the plunge
Oh the gal I'm to marry
Is a bow-legged sow
I've been soakin' up drink like a sponge
       
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