#26 "Raising Awareness" = a company asking its customers to donate so it can attach its name to a charity without giving too much of its own money.

#25 What kind of idiot doesn't keep their towel in the bathroom? Where do you keep it, in the garage??

#5 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBvIZqpp7DU

#37 The daughter with the fathers color hair is obviously taking the picture.

#9 should be: Society if governments stayed the hell out of the way.