36. spot on. no anthropomorphism

#51 No doubt he then walked straight back into the shop with paint all over his shoes and blamed them for his stupidity.

#57?

#31 what is this all about?

#53 How?

#16 Go fly a kite.

#23 Yeah, so? Moron.

#41 - I assume she was drunk because that was a brutal fall - she is going to feel that in the morning

#17 Calibration Band-Aid

#30 Staged, obviously. There is a fold in the cloth across the entire table right where the tear started... plus that material is glued onto the surface of pool tables, which are usually slate.