“A strange building in the woods spewing foam”
“When a wastewater/sewage main goes under a body of water, it will then come back up into a vented building thing like this. It’ll be under high pressure when it comes out of the pipe, and then it goes into an open system where gravity takes it away (or is pumped again). As the water sprays out, it’ll often foam up. My guess is something drained off into the sewer, which is causing extra foam.”
Aren't you getting tired from all those 'haha young people want to get payed for their jobs what a bunch of losers' jokes? Isn't there anything else you can think of? Like, actually funny jokes?