A whole lot of dammit.

#3 is what a pathetic, money-wasting, soon-to-be-homeless @$$hole's trash looks like...

#1 You need to lay off the ghost peppers.

#15
You felt the need to bring your protein powder with you on a trip?

Well, he has the copper socks. Probably shops only at Whole Foods, drinks nothing but Starbuck's, has a part cut into his hair...

#14 "If they don't fit, you must acquit!"

Take the advert off the page so we can see photos.

#9 pry shitty firestone tires installed wrong.
#24 also looks like your window was installed wrong thats supposed to go on the outside.

#9 - 18 year old drunk driver: “Dad, I don’t know what I hit or ran over, if anything, but two of my tires just exploded. By the time I pulled over one was long gone.”
Dad: “I was born at night, but not last night. You had to drive at least two miles before the tire would come off like that and then another mile to damage the rim so badly.”

#48 Photos, not selfies. Jeez.

#9 For all those who don't know... Blowouts like this are what happen when you OVERINFLATE your tires and hit nearly any large pothole or serious bump. And yes, at speeds in excess of 45mph you can travel 2 or 3 miles like this in a few minutes and not notice the first blowout.