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Lottie 1 year ago
#7 Correct. Well, except for gas ovens. Those still do. Because they're, you know, gas ovens.
       
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Darkey 1 year ago
#12 Would you look at that. It's a vegan casually letting everyone know they're a vegan. Tell ya what, I will instead hope for you that the freak ahead of you buys that aberration so that you won't have to eat something quite so revolting. Weirdo.
       
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Mees 1 year ago
Would you look at that. Someone getting hopping mad because he saw a tweet from a vegan. I hope you understand this is not healthy behaviour. You need quite a few vegan rolls to get that blood pressure down. rofl
       
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Hop 1 year ago
Mees,

"Look at me everyone! I'm a vegan! I'm better than you!" 35
       
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Mees 1 year ago
Hop,

Aren't you basically saying you're better than a vegan though now? Just like Darkey up there with the whole namecalling? Juuuuust saying. But it's probably different when you do it right? rofl
       
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Genevieve 1 year ago
Mees,

I am better than a vegan.
       
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Debbie 1 year ago
Genevieve,

Not if you get angry they exist
       
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Tillie 1 year ago
#25 I don't know those words...

#36 playing the game on easy mode
       
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Lissia 1 year ago
Tillie, #36 I have the cheat codes to skip that gym level alltogether. :-D
       
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Hepsibah 1 year ago
#1 Narcissism by proxy.
       
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Tabby 1 year ago
#9 - If you haven't done that in 9 different restaurants in the course of one afternoon, you haven't lived. Bonus points if you do it alone driving yourself like I did. Also, if you're stopped on Peachtree Industrial Blvd by an overpaid Georgia State Police officer blocking traffic for the annual march for tits fundraiser, don't contantly rev your engine over and over while staring at the officer. That will just piss him off. Definitely don't put your bright red Mustang into gear and accellerate to the 55mph speed limit without shifting, that will piss him off even more. __DO__ engage cruise control at the speed limit and continue your wine tour of Atlanta by letting the idiot in the other lane pass you. Watch smugly (and kinda drunkly) as the pissed off officer pulls over the other idiot for speeding, because while I might have been drunk, I wasn't stupid.

#24 - yay, a plot element from the Niven, Pournelle, and Barnes' book 'The Barsoom Project'

#44 - true...

#45 - milk out of the nose funny!!!
       
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