#1 Wait for what? It's soccer - waiting is all there is.
#18 Ah, nothing like the smell of burning cat in the morning.

#3 unbelievably skilled and stupid at the same time

#27 I think why is a better question

#20, he deserves every sting

#8 is absolutely the BEST -

#15 routine maintenance, like an oil change

#29 you have to 'stick' the landing

#33 You'll burn your house down.

36 I want one next to you buddy

#3 Fake.

#34 Priceless!