#27 Jennifer Aniston isn’t a natural blonde? ????

can't tell if sarcasm, or just naivety.......

#17 She's eight days older than me. Ever seen The Crush? Have mercy... I had the issue of Rolling Stone with her in it. I had to throw it out after the pages got stu... *ahem* we, uh, we didn't have the internet back then.

#4 always wished I could pound her into the mattress!
#14 too
#28 as well