At a rest stop in Florida I gave a woman half a pack of cigarettes and a lighter to get her the hell away from me. Crazy eyes, smelled horrible and had vomit down the front of her shirt. I'm 99% certain she was Aileen Wuornos.

#22 I understand that fear when you are told you will never reach an age, or you have an expiration date... I also understand that they mean NOTHING. People have lived longer or shorter then expiration dates for every reason possible. People die when they do, and everything else is just events that lead up to it.

That was fun sifting the truly plausible from the obvious bovine excrement. Some were kinda cringe they were so obvious. #30, for example.

#18 does not exactly beggar belief. It is not wildly implausible.

Went thru a bad divorce, ex-wife found me incoherent and brought me to the ER. Was an hour away from dieing. Then a couple years later, insisted that I go get my blood checked after being sick for a awhile. Found out I had cancer. We are back together now.

Long story short: my ex-wife saved my life twice