#6. They don't sell men's clothes that zip up in the back because they know men don't want them and aren't stupid enough to buy them.
If you don't like it, don't buy it. If you like it, stop complaining.

#9 Maybe he says it because... uhm ... well... you need to calm the flip down you hyena

#15 As a follow up, the bartender needs to explain that they have a senior discount.

#17 Metric system clock