#8 "gaming are one of..."

#31 Wow. That is a lot of crocheted coasters. Either your Grandma REALLY loves to crochet, or she's really obsessed with preventing cup stains on her furniture...

#25 You "went into" your husband's wallet??? Wtf??? Imagine if that sh#t was reversed. Probably the same entitled b*tch as #34

#31
Busted withholding Top Secret documents at Meow-a-Lago.

#21 You'd get out of it, but you'd still have to waste an entire morning sitting in traffic court, so it still s#cks...