#13 - you don’t “need” those to use your iPhone - you “want” them.
#45 - call the apt. complex office and tell them they need to install parking stops.

Could not agree MORE strongly that "Paper Straws, [are] The Most Useless Item Ever Created", replacing plastic straws, which worked perfectly and everyone was satisfied, except for the delusional. This Is Why Society Is Dying.

#45 An oxy-acetylene torch, though a plasma cutter would be more fun.

#37
You're supposed to knock to check if the other person is into it...

#4 Wanna know a secret about dudes?
We don't even know our size. When we are buying trousers(about every 5 years) we buy the first that fits and leave the store.

#26 You deserve to bust your shins, you ding dong, that is the side for the head board and goes towards the wall, not out in to the room.

#43 The planet IS NOT dying. Critical thinking and logic on the other hand...

#48 McD's isn't trying to "save the environment", they're just virtue signaling to the enviro-loons or following the "woke" laws banning plastic straws in some cities.

#35 If that is the worst thing to happen to you, you are a very fortunate person.

#36 It is a plastic cap that looks like wood.

#43 The planet is NOT dying. People might die out but the planet will be fine.

#5 nature's way of saying you should eat less

#1
in superskintightfitstretchjeans bigger frontpockets are not that practical

#13
its called the "unboxing experience"

there's a whole lot of 'freedom' going on here: You don't want industry to be regulated by government? You get ripped off.

#20 very much like the public transit in my city. Take public transit, they say. Get to work faster, they say. Save the environment. Yeah, save my sanity, drive your car. ;)

#48 Would you like a paper lid too?

#27 They are wrapped to cook in a microwave.

#48 The creation of paper straws happened because some kid called a plastic straw maker and they pull out of their butt that 500 million straws are used and trashed every day. And the video of that one turtle that had a straw up its nose.