#19 fun fact: the control group was painted in the exact same template the cow naturaly had and the results: also over 50%
... it was the paint (odor) itself, that repelled the flies ;)

#22 "The screaming, shrieking, out-of-control 200 decibel noise! Make it stop! I beg you!

#28 Your chances of being murdered by a penguin are low, but never zero.

give them back their paper straw #20 and tell them to suck it

#16 If that's true, it's the best thing I've seen all year.