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Elmira 2 year s ago
I went on a blind date and when I saw her, she was about 100 lbs larger than what I saw on the pictures.
I was polite and confirmed she was my date, then I politely said I had to leave.
But deep inside, I was like WTF you whale???
I was polite and confirmed she was my date, then I politely said I had to leave.
But deep inside, I was like WTF you whale???
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Philetus 2 year s ago
#3 Holly Byrd is a comedian I assume is self promoting. There’s no problem with that, but she forgot to mention the guy knits sweaters for his typewriter.
The first date wasn’t a first date. We wound up in my bed. The next morning I was ready the to go again. In her sleep, she picked a booger and ate it. I did it anyway.
The first date wasn’t a first date. We wound up in my bed. The next morning I was ready the to go again. In her sleep, she picked a booger and ate it. I did it anyway.
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Dot 2 year s ago
Philetus...what the frig is wrong with you???
I was polite and confirmed she was my date, then I politely said I had to leave.
But deep inside, I was like WTF you whale???
The first date wasn’t a first date. We wound up in my bed. The next morning I was ready the to go again. In her sleep, she picked a booger and ate it. I did it anyway.