TIL that American family courts have absolutely no relationship to actual laws or the constitution, and the judge is in complete power with no restraint or oversight whatsoever, a cited judge can't be removed from the bench except by a vote from his peers, which of course are other family court judges.

#3 Who thought the magic eraser had solvents in it?

#6 For the benefit of Mr. Kite,
There will be a show tonight
On trampoline.

The Hendersons will all be there.
Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair.
What a scene!