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Sue 2 year s ago
#20 - So the options are sleep with/blow 30 nasty, skanky guys or spend 6 days with a clean-cut guy you get along with. Ladies? Which would you prefer?
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Mahala 2 year s ago
Sue,
also earning that while sleeping, or eating, or whatever they gonna do except having sex....
also earning that while sleeping, or eating, or whatever they gonna do except having sex....
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Cameron 2 year s ago
Sue,
“You don’t pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave”
“You don’t pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave”
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Lura 2 year s ago
Sue,
did you just ask all the other prostitutes what they would do?
did you just ask all the other prostitutes what they would do?
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Julia 2 year s ago
Lura, prostitutes, women, yes….
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Solly 2 year s ago
#48 I could easily Beat a Tank at Tennis... 
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Frona 2 year s ago
#6 Yeah, wearing eyeglasses is the same as altering your body's chemistry and organs. That right there is genius!
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Christine 2 year s ago
Frona,
It's a moot point anyway. There's no such thing as god.
It's a moot point anyway. There's no such thing as god.
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Marv 2 year s ago
Christine,
If there WAS a god, sperm would taste like chocolate.
If there WAS a god, sperm would taste like chocolate.
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Emma 2 year s ago
Marv,
It does if you go @$$ to mouth.
It does if you go @$$ to mouth.
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Arly 2 year s ago
#31
The First thing? Jump twice, crouch twice, take a step to the left, take a step to the right, take another step to the left another step to the right, blink my left eye, blink my right eye then go on with my life knowing I'm now a god...
The First thing? Jump twice, crouch twice, take a step to the left, take a step to the right, take another step to the left another step to the right, blink my left eye, blink my right eye then go on with my life knowing I'm now a god...
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Barticus 2 year s ago
Arly,
Infinite lives! Unlimited ammo!
Infinite lives! Unlimited ammo!
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Arnie 2 year s ago
#6... *facepalm*
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Nole 2 year s ago
#33 ...and you get named Sh#tty Bill
#50 "lost in her eyes??" gimme a f@#kin break...
#50 "lost in her eyes??" gimme a f@#kin break...
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Henrietta 2 year s ago
Nole,
LOL, no guy in the history of the world has ever told another guy that. It's just something he would say to her to get some of that @$$ his buddy was talking about.
LOL, no guy in the history of the world has ever told another guy that. It's just something he would say to her to get some of that @$$ his buddy was talking about.
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Prue 2 year s ago
Joke Time!
Sitting in the pub, Seamus said to the bartender; "You know, I helped build half the houses in this town, but do they call me Seamus the Housebuilder? No."
He looked out the window and said: "See that fence out there that goes all the way around the bend? I spent half the summer making that fence, but do they call me Seamus the Fencemaker? Not a chance."
Taking a sip of his pint, he proclaimed "Why, I even laid the stone to build the main road through this town, but they sure don't call me Seamus the Stonelayer!"
He hung his head down, and shaking it he lamented: "But you f@#k one sheep..."
Sitting in the pub, Seamus said to the bartender; "You know, I helped build half the houses in this town, but do they call me Seamus the Housebuilder? No."
He looked out the window and said: "See that fence out there that goes all the way around the bend? I spent half the summer making that fence, but do they call me Seamus the Fencemaker? Not a chance."
Taking a sip of his pint, he proclaimed "Why, I even laid the stone to build the main road through this town, but they sure don't call me Seamus the Stonelayer!"
He hung his head down, and shaking it he lamented: "But you f@#k one sheep..."
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Melanie 2 year s ago
Prue,
one of my favorites too!
one of my favorites too!
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Grissel 2 year s ago
#6. Being nearsighted isn’t a mental illness.
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Cameron 2 year s ago
Grissel,
Excellent point!
And when anorexics say they're too fat, we don't "affirm" their mental illness and encourage them to lose weight.
Excellent point!
And when anorexics say they're too fat, we don't "affirm" their mental illness and encourage them to lose weight.
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Woody 2 year s ago
Grissel,
But piercings, tattoo, and dying hair color are body modifications that are viewed as mental illness by uncultured individuals.
But piercings, tattoo, and dying hair color are body modifications that are viewed as mental illness by uncultured individuals.
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Woody 2 year s ago
#51 All my Bible training would have set up Mr T as Moses, but not the Hulk. I say let them battle, and the winner is Moses.
also earning that while sleeping, or eating, or whatever they gonna do except having sex....
“You don’t pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to leave”
did you just ask all the other prostitutes what they would do?
It's a moot point anyway. There's no such thing as god.
If there WAS a god, sperm would taste like chocolate.
It does if you go @$$ to mouth.
The First thing? Jump twice, crouch twice, take a step to the left, take a step to the right, take another step to the left another step to the right, blink my left eye, blink my right eye then go on with my life knowing I'm now a god...
Infinite lives! Unlimited ammo!
#50 "lost in her eyes??" gimme a f@#kin break...
LOL, no guy in the history of the world has ever told another guy that. It's just something he would say to her to get some of that @$$ his buddy was talking about.
Sitting in the pub, Seamus said to the bartender; "You know, I helped build half the houses in this town, but do they call me Seamus the Housebuilder? No."
He looked out the window and said: "See that fence out there that goes all the way around the bend? I spent half the summer making that fence, but do they call me Seamus the Fencemaker? Not a chance."
Taking a sip of his pint, he proclaimed "Why, I even laid the stone to build the main road through this town, but they sure don't call me Seamus the Stonelayer!"
He hung his head down, and shaking it he lamented: "But you f@#k one sheep..."
one of my favorites too!
Excellent point!
And when anorexics say they're too fat, we don't "affirm" their mental illness and encourage them to lose weight.
But piercings, tattoo, and dying hair color are body modifications that are viewed as mental illness by uncultured individuals.