#21 Yes, that is a Shadowmark. Beware your local Thieves Guild, for they have marked your house as having valuable loot inside.

#23 I once told a guy I hated the smell of his colon and it absolutely rectum.

#13 How about using g kids as pools? Pools of bacteria and viruses, just like adults, but with a swinging rope and splash pad spraying innocent bystanders.

#12 But... but you were using your lips to sing...