"My Roommate's Very Organized Fridge"
"My Roommate Got A Food Saver. I Hate Him"
"My Roommate Has Been Using My Toothbrush"
"Came Back To My College Apartment This Morning With My Roommates Having Done This"
"Roommate Broke The Toilet Seat. No Worries Though. He Replaced It"
"How My Roommate Left The Sink Before Leaving For 2.5 Weeks"
"My College Roommate Last Year. He Spilled Dip Spit On His Bed Multiple Times And Never Cleaned The Sheets"
"A Burn Hole I Discovered Hidden Underneath My Roommate's Bed After I Kicked Her Out. Pineapple For Scale"
"I Love My Husband. I Love Cheese. Brian, What The Hell?"
"My Roommate Made Soup"
"My Roommate Used My Sewing Shears... Where Do I Dispose Of The Body?"
"My Wife Looks At Me Like I'm Crazy When I Tell Her The Vacuum Has To Be Cleaned Regularly"
"My Fiance Refuses To Finish A Bottle Of Coke Before Opening Another"
"How My Sister Left Our Apartment Upon Move Out"
"After 9 Hours At Work I Come Home To See My Roommate Had Smashed My 250-Dollar Monitor With My Air Duster"
"I Cleaned The Whole Kitchen At 5PM Yesterday. I Stayed At My Partner’s Last Night And Came Home To This Mess From My Roommates"
"Wanted To Make Some Sushi Tonight. Roommate Left Me A Surprise In The Rice Cooker"
"I’m The Designated Trash Guy Because If I Don’t Ever Take Out The Trash, My Roommates Just Do This"
"Roommates Left This Where Our Dogs Hang Out Moving Out This Week"
"Flatmates Who Don't Drain The Sink"
"Here Is My Roommate’s Way To Store His Keys"
Ok yeah most of these are just "why are you still there?" But this one is just hilarious, it's basically harmless just prank them back...
Why do you even have "roommates"? just live on your own, you poor broke @$$ b*tches need to find a better job