#5 Protip for christmas: Do not by Legos: They are overprised and lacking quality lately. Competitors like Cobi or Bluebrixx are interchangeable with Legos, cheaper, higher quality and have a better range(tanks, planes)

#13. Your mom was hot.

#17 I've seen this set before. The timeliness makes no sense... the plots behind it and next to itbhave had serious changes as well. Failing to water would not result in that after a few weeks without the other plots seeing similar issues