Americans are Not allowed to Cook anymore

I have been married for over 50 years and have cooked turkey (with 4 kids grown and grandkids, sometimes 3) every one of those Thanksgivings and have NEVER, EVER had the experiences shown on this page. You guys should be confined to Thanksgiving at a relative's house because even takeout doesn't seem to work for you.
My condolences.

#11 well firstly you can tell by the landscaping and choice of attire that these "men" have no idea how to cook anything

#21 i don't see the problem here lol. a self heating mug?

#15 Are those banana slices in that salad?

#18 Mine did the same thing. It welded itself to the floor of the oven shorting out the board. New oven time.