#12 'Gary stop licking your phone all the time!' 'But Mom, ith tho tathty!'

This will be common in future and nobody will roll an eye.

#28 Playing Minecraft with the munchies.

#12 who buys that?

#50 What even is that supposed to mean? "The Moon and Mars where this close a couple of hours ago" Huh? The Moon and Mars are never particularly close. The Earth is never closer than about 34 million miles from Mars and considering that our Moon is relatively close to Earth (about 250,000 miles, IIRC), you'd never really talk about how close the Moon and Mars are. The Earth (and therefore the Moon) are about 51 million miles from Mars, nowhere near the closest they ever get. This caption is just stupid.

#7 Panty Claus is coming to town.

#35 Mud??? That was an open sewer.

#44 Divorce cakes are getting brutal

#48 F@#k Siberia. F@#k everything about Russia. By not overthrowing a terrorist, they are all terrorists. F@#k them. Stupid, evil f@#kers.

#35 must have been a bitch to turn left with a horse-drawn wagon.