#27 All languages are derived and incorporate words from other languages. That's how language works. It's not like someone sat up one day and decided to invent French.

#24 & #38-- Bone apple tea, camp Andre!

I bet a lot are the result of text-to-speech programs fouling up

#7 Measure diagonally you moron. By doing that you get one meaurement that scales so the height/width ratio remains the same.