#35 better calm tf down

#52 Damn dirty apes

#16 why a gun at popeyes? is that to shoot the giant roaches in the food?

#62 Santa prepping for chicago

#39 Whats the name for this tradition?

#17 I hate word math.

#13 well if you want never get laid again, you are on the right track buddy.

#16 That rig is way too high.

#49 I have days like that.

#19 We've got a Buc-ee's in Calhoun, Georgia, too!

#5 Workin' hard making itself the most expensive pet you ever owned.

#5 Nothing says Christmas like pulling tinsel out of a cats butt.

#15 to have a newborn baby at 48 I would kill myself

#8 snake jazz. tsts tsss tsts tsss

#30 I don't want any of those idiots with Teslas near me!

#43
And if you eat them, they have other health benefits!