#26 She did not lose her mouse, it ran away.

#37
As bad as that might be, light blocking shades and curtains are pretty cheap. Plus if their lights shine in your house that directly you probably don't have much of a view that you would lose out on with thicker shades...

#34 you were sabotaged. thats a classic old move to try and kill someone on the road. you take a razor and cut a square in the sidewall just enough so when you go fast it blows and your car flips. lucky you. better check for fingerprints on the car hub

#39 Why on hell would you add salt to sardines?

#48 You're still cooking it, you forfeit any right to complain about it.

#18 must be a expensive place, it’s got a tushy washer.

#28 Only 3 hours? Jeez, man, you're fortunate to live that close! Stop b*tchin'. You can come back tomorrow. I drove 5 days to see the same view at Mt Rushmore. The next morning, no fog, great experience

#43 Well, your salad started with 10 of them in it.

#25. Must be a fake. Those things are usually indestructible.

#9 sh#t happens all the time... stop crying ...

#15 Avoid Baphomet next time...