#20 Lingerie exists to make the woman herself feel sexy. Men don't really care what it looks like. We only get excited when you put it on because it means "time for sex."
Speak for yourself. I am a fine connoisseur of lingerie and appreciate every second of it in appearance on a lovely woman who is taking her time to appear sexy for me. You, on the other hand, sound like someone who just bites the center out of a birthday cake, shudders violently with a dumb look on your face, and falls asleep in 30 seconds.
#20 Lingerie exists to make the woman herself feel sexy. Men don't really care what it looks like. We only get excited when you put it on because it means "time for sex."
Speak for yourself. I am a fine connoisseur of lingerie and appreciate every second of it in appearance on a lovely woman who is taking her time to appear sexy for me. You, on the other hand, sound like someone who just bites the center out of a birthday cake, shudders violently with a dumb look on your face, and falls asleep in 30 seconds.
Speak for yourself. I am a fine connoisseur of lingerie and appreciate every second of it in appearance on a lovely woman who is taking her time to appear sexy for me. You, on the other hand, sound like someone who just bites the center out of a birthday cake, shudders violently with a dumb look on your face, and falls asleep in 30 seconds.
#6 ...and yes, that's how (very) basic math works.
#8 *sigh* "didn't have no"
If you REALLY love her you'll eat a great big plate of broccoli, beans, and scrambled eggs before you go to bed.