(grabbing you by the ears) BECAUSE WE NEED THAT SWEET, SWEET VALIDATION OF A THUMBS UP FROM TOTAL STRANGERS ONLINE WHILE WE SIT HERE IGNORING OUR LIVES AND FAMILIES AND POSTING MILDLY AMUSING SARCASTIC COMMENTS OR DESPONDENT TRUTH BOMBS ONLINE!!!
(grabbing you by the ears) BECAUSE WE NEED THAT SWEET, SWEET VALIDATION OF A THUMBS UP FROM TOTAL STRANGERS ONLINE WHILE WE SIT HERE IGNORING OUR LIVES AND FAMILIES AND POSTING MILDLY AMUSING SARCASTIC COMMENTS OR DESPONDENT TRUTH BOMBS ONLINE!!!
#22 "Leave that man alone while he eats dinner. Come home with me, I'm having you for dinner.
#30 I'll be gifting you a Yule LOG under the tree later... Merry Christmas.
I was hoping he would get hurt
Going for a Darwin award...
What the heck is wrong with you and your sadistic minions. Geez man.
We have a low tolerance for stupidity.
Just don’t give women any rights to ensure it stays that way *sarcasm off*
(grabbing you by the ears) BECAUSE WE NEED THAT SWEET, SWEET VALIDATION OF A THUMBS UP FROM TOTAL STRANGERS ONLINE WHILE WE SIT HERE IGNORING OUR LIVES AND FAMILIES AND POSTING MILDLY AMUSING SARCASTIC COMMENTS OR DESPONDENT TRUTH BOMBS ONLINE!!!
#3. Dumb as dirt.
That'll do.