that shirt is a red flag lol

#24 Your suppose you fluff the fake xmass tree first time you put them together, every single branch is to be separated etc. It is like IKEA furniture, cheap-er because a great deal of manual labor is performed by the buyer.

#2 Real beavers have hairless tails. Plus they leave traces in the snow.

#19 If it falls down and breaks that easy, it was not quality work.

#39
If those black pearls are old, the grandmother is gifting something she loves to someone she loves.... how is that a bad thing?