#48 Passed the test highly succesfull.

#30 learn to fold

#39 if you can't handle the poop, don't take the dog

#41 "HiiiiiYAH......The tables are TURNED, my fine feathered friend!"

#15 is totally NOT true

#10 You had one job…

#8 that's why it starts with the police, and goes to small claims court, their insurance will pay if you have evidence. Yours will only cover it if you have comp, not basic liability.

#24 Introducing the fart domes.

#8 Maybe that will teach your lazy @$$ to go pick up the food yourself, moron.

#54 The most thorough under chassis wash I've ever seen.

#8 you must all have Geico then... feel free to sue.