#39
"Mom!!! You're embarrassing me in front of the park rangers..."

#9 How to get your kid to mow the lawn, and the neighbor's lawn, and the median in the boulivard, and the park down the street...

#21, It may look ugly, but it is quite practical and a very good idea. Detroit, take notice!

#4. My ASD morning

#27
Hey Sam, why don´t you wear a silly costume, too?
I am not Sam, just his skin...

#4 He's literally 'fit to be tied.'

Right? Cuz he's got all those ties on him, and he's....awww ferget it.

#41 Clearly, I don't need the erectile assistance of that spider.

How do you think I'm holding this girl up? Hint...It's not my arms!

#14 WOW!!!
A 4WD that will get stuck by a small rock.

#18 Sorry, don't get it.
Though I did like some of the menu vs USA

#24 Stupid, I know.
But it saves fuel and reduces carbon emissions, so...

#25 Reminds me of the cotton trailers lined up at the gin when I was a kid.

#34 Goats are Mans best friends.
They eat anything, but mostly weeds and not grass.
They are very friendly if raised around people.
They poop like rabbits and moose. Little round pellets.

As someone living in South America, I Know What I Have to Do But I Don't Know If I Have the Strength To Do It.

#31 As someone living in South America, I Know What I Have to Do But I Don't Know If I Have the Strength To Do It.

#31 Are these available for sale anywhere?

Just asking. For a few friends.

#31 so how would I notice? There would be no difference.

#52 Ladies, if you want to close the 'pay gap', join these guys.