“If you start cooking beef Wellington at 23:30, your pan will crack at exactly midnight of the new year.”
Why are you adding sesame seeds to apple pie? (Honest question, other than pictures of people messing it up I've never heard of this...)
Because she has no idea how to bake.
That is a crime itself
Only 6 rsvp'd, so it's only meant for 6, not 12. Also, it's just snacks, not meant to be a meal.