"My Mom Cooked Some Eggs In The Oven At 400f For 30 Minutes, And The Top Was Almost Plastic In Texture, With A Dry, Hard Centre"
#13 Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
#20 At first glance, I'm like, "yeah...so?" Until I read "Alfredo Sauce."
#21 (Whew) Thanks for reminding me I have to clip my toenails.
#23 Ewwww! I've coughed up nicer looking things than that!
Outstanding!!!