"I Tried To Make A Mug Cake. Something Somewhere Went Horribly Wrong And It Exploded In My Microwave"
#13 Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
#20 At first glance, I'm like, "yeah...so?" Until I read "Alfredo Sauce."
#21 (Whew) Thanks for reminding me I have to clip my toenails.
#23 Ewwww! I've coughed up nicer looking things than that!
Outstanding!!!