"My Mother In Law Served This For Lunch. Luckily I Was At The Park With My Son And Warned Not To Return"
#13 Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.
#20 At first glance, I'm like, "yeah...so?" Until I read "Alfredo Sauce."
#21 (Whew) Thanks for reminding me I have to clip my toenails.
#23 Ewwww! I've coughed up nicer looking things than that!
Outstanding!!!