#59 Dish detergent is for the kitchen sink only.
It's not for the toilet, dishwasher or washing machine.

#41 the girl with the oversized dress shirt wants it...

#1 trash, the final frontier

#21 The brunette on the left is clearly jealous.

#22 Hmmm...a 'literal' and 'figurative' chicken, in the same frame. Marvelous!

#24 That's not funny. That poor terrier hit some hard edges rolling off like that. Bruised spine?

#26 That cat seems completely fixated on the inside of that dog's mouth for some reason.

#29 It was at this very moment, Prof. Schmidt's son John, knew exactly what he wanted to be when he grew up.

A professional mud wrestler.

#34 The perfect screen-saver gif. I could watch that all damn day.

#39 Totally worth the $6000 Orthodontic bill.

#41 Totally staged. Probably the 8th attempt. But, still pretty cool.

#50 "Your pets are sacred! Treat them with respect! I hope that Roomba sneaks into your bed one night and s#cks your d@#k off!"

"What?"

"You know what I mean!"

-------Let the downvotes commence------

#2 Rita and Runt.

#57 Ahh, the Fiskar axe, looks nice, and that fiberglass handle makes it light, but if not properly sharpened, prone to rebounds. Use a proper log splitter like a Hult, or a splitter maul if you can't use an axe properly. They work great, and less likely to hurt yourself.

#34 How paleoanthropologically peculiar. One would think they would be quite adept at that particular movement.