National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
“Every single Christmas dinner at my father’s house when we all gather for dinner and my stepmother says, ‘Let’s say grace!’ there is always a chorus of ‘She passed away 30 years ago!’ said in perfect unison. EVERY SINGLE YEAR.”
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Megan 1 year ago
serious.... just who the f@#k comes up with htis utterly nonsense bullsh#t?
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Midge 1 year ago
Megan,
people who watch too many films and live in them neglecting real life and think they are being relevant
people who watch too many films and live in them neglecting real life and think they are being relevant
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Serilla 1 year ago
Midge,
bet you two are real fun at parties
bet you two are real fun at parties
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Deuteronomy 1 year ago
These are all terrible. #1 and #5 are the only ones worth a sh*t.
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Waldo 1 year ago
"his name is Robert Paulson"
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Waldo 1 year ago
Waldo,
...whenever Meat Loaf comes on
...whenever Meat Loaf comes on
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Hitty 1 year ago
When I start a machine at work
Kick it in the guts Barry
Mad Max 1979
Kick it in the guts Barry
Mad Max 1979
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Susie 1 year ago
Waldo, Upvote ^10
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Doris 1 year ago
Well then get your sh#t together, get it all together and put it in a back pack, all your sh#t, so it's together. And if you gotta take it some where, take it somewhere, you know, take it to the sh#t store and sell it, or put it in the sh#t museum. I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together. Get your sh#t together.
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Calliedona 1 year ago
#7 No. The best line from Shrek is when she's trying to pull the arrow out of his butt and he says "what you're doing is the opposite of help". I use this line a lot.
people who watch too many films and live in them neglecting real life and think they are being relevant
bet you two are real fun at parties
...whenever Meat Loaf comes on
Kick it in the guts Barry
Mad Max 1979