“What is this small, curved, metallic object? It’s about 2 inches across, it’s engraved, and probably stainless steel. Found in a box of various tools and hardware.”
“It’s a boot tipper, like for cowboy boots.”
Everything does, if one is brave enough.
So does Midge
#2 it is a pro-expert level @$$ ripper butt plug with a de-excrementer function.
That's my jock strap.
you don't have the b@lls for that
Well, that explains everything.
Razor blade sharpener