“Yellow metal things, suspected wheel chocks?”
“Car lots use them to put under tires and tie balloons. We called them balloon anchors or balloon tie-downs.”
Everything does, if one is brave enough.
So does Midge
#2 it is a pro-expert level @$$ ripper butt plug with a de-excrementer function.
That's my jock strap.
you don't have the b@lls for that
Well, that explains everything.
Razor blade sharpener