“An oblong wooden object with grooves and a hole in it came in a box with a grain mill but didn’t belong to the machine.”
“It looks almost like a massive honey dipper.”
Everything does, if one is brave enough.
So does Midge
#2 it is a pro-expert level @$$ ripper butt plug with a de-excrementer function.
That's my jock strap.
you don't have the b@lls for that
Well, that explains everything.
Razor blade sharpener