$44 for a mug? You, sir (or madam), are an idiot!

#27 No worries. Sam Brinton will be there any moment now to snatch that up.

#30 (Correction) 'Here's how your last day on the job went.'

#51 Probably was removed because of fear of lawsuits. Glad I grew up in an era where you could climb 10-20 feet on the playground things and no one was killed, and nobody sued anyone.

#8
Maybe smoke a smidge less pot (or at least eat junk food like a normal high person and not cook)

#46 Wait 'til June?

#38 i got news. if thats an iphone is was broken way before you hit it with your snowblower

#23 Well deserved.
i hope, there is a lot of things damaged forever.
That's the Karma for not clearing the roof and harassing other drivers with your iceberg on top.

(The front window is clean, so, you must have been driving already)

#26 buy Bosch or Miele

#29 short thumb ?

#45
He would've been pulling my foot out of his @$$.

I see it's grumpy a-hole day here in the comments section.