#39 It simply says they had no intercourse for a long time. But I am sure there must be some kinky corner somewhere for that sort of cr#p.

#39 Record holders? For most unwiped @$$hole?

#2 The Ornithological Society agreed to naming them "Silkie" chickens. Much to the relief of Phyllis Diller's estate.

#51 Yes, but Giovanni Battista Lombardi never got his picture on bubble-gum cards, did he? Have you ever seen his picture on a bubble-gum card?

#9 Ironically, Bogey Men hiding under it, will look even scarier.

im totally sure they got all the dna from a skeleton, just like that dinosaur movie.. and isn't dna just a potential? like i have it for heart issues but it may never turn on. also fat and hair aren't deterministic by dna..but you go trust that science

#43 same

#45 liTTer

#44 is excellent

#39 dis.gus.ting.