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Mortimer 1 year ago
*your food may contain water. Water is also used in sex lubricants and antifreeze! OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED!

#1 Almost all the calories listed are in the cola.
       
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Charles 1 year ago
Mortimer 32 oz coke 350 cals
big mac 563 cals
super size fries 610 cals
for a total of 1523 cals
       
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Carol 1 year ago
Charles,
Yes... And if you eat 2 Big Mac's you have the average daily cals for a normal healthy adult. If you then walk 7 hours you will NEED another meal to replace the energy expelled
       
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Haseltine 1 year ago
#1 You can also burn off the McDonald’s calories by doing nothing for ~18 hours.
       
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Sarah 1 year ago
Haseltine,
That's the american way to do it.
       
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Calpurnia 1 year ago
#2 But they still use the same chemical component that is used in many types of paint. The same stuff that can kill an adult if they breathe in even small amounts. Itf is also found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions, and is a major part in acid rain. So yeah, there's that. It's called dihydrogen monoxide. Dangerous as hell!
       
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Relief 1 year ago
Calpurnia, Mortimer already did the obligatory H2O joke.
       
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Woody 1 year ago
Yeah, I think we all agree, this is an idiot finder post. Everything is exaggerated, and spun negatively. Perfect for a paper on propaganda.
       
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