#38 I heard stingrays love foreplay

#25 Bollywood's Dark Helmet

#9 Riiiiight....Cuz' so many "good ol' fashioned farm boys" have a pituitary disorder resulting in 'Gigantism.'

#13 When you positively have to get baptized, married and fish simultaneously. A trifecta of efficient provinciality.

(uh oh)

#25 Mustn't forget, "World's most compressed vertebra."

#27 That's not really an accurate perspective, judging by the position of the transmission's shadow.

#45 That's very noble of Burger King. Unless, it's sarcastic.

#3 A Victorian home in California?
Was it shipped from Europe?

#14 Been there, done that.
Nice look, but the tree keeps growing and the building does not.

#17 To get out or in?

#21
NOT a rape van

#38 His Dad kept saying how dangerous the animals were. One day he was right.

#42 Paul should ask for a paternity test.

#13 when you met at Plenty of Fish

#17 See the difference? No one is shooting!

#52 it doesn't look like your mom at all