"Did You Know That Food Delivery In Japan Started Over 300 Years Ago, During The Edo Period?"
"Anyway: Having Seen This Young Man Gloriously Deliver Ramen In 1935, The Dude From Doordash Must At Least Make It To My Actual Door To Be Worthy A Tip From Now On"
just like #5 where they got their rights and still b*tch like a f@#kboi does.
#19