#5 Unless the ice is really thick, that guy would have fallen through long before getting to the last corner.

#3. In all of Serbia, not one good tailor?

#23 So, you let your cats on the stovetop. Do you eat your meals out of the litter box, too?

#3 Prosperous times in Serbia, apparently.

#38 Preakness Blinders

#41 Let's see you knit him a BJ

#35 too funny

#5 If I understand cartoon logic correctly, everything around that cut square would drop...if he were Bugs Bunny.

#18 Are you at Pizza Hut again?
Honey, it's not my fault...

#10 After adopting Jake from the Animal Rescue Shelter, the increased mispronunciation of Officer Figpucker's name, embarrassed them both.

#42 The Provincetown Sadomasochists Society was crestfallen their custom chair order of 12 pieces wasn't completed in time for the "8th Annual Musical Chairs & Hotdog Eating Competition."

#16 Was it a fart?

#45 So you are retarded. Your mother wanted to educate you well for love.

#55 Yes, you should have left more years pass.

#1 Time for some effective parenting. While they still can.

#6 Yes, he has the right of way.

#60 If you know how to use it, that is a great tool.

#56 For the love of God, why?

#30 The ring we travel is highly visible, I wonder if all the planets leave such a big swath, or if it's a sign of a particular planet type.