"nice" french fries are baked twice
But I would had picked fake cheese/ American cheese

A greasy meat lover's pizza with extra cheese. Unless you're in California, then grass.

Freedom? You can't even cross the road until a little light gives you permission!

already made by ben n jerry with Stephen Colbert? thats the most unamerican nazi BS I've ever seen.

#23 Mexican

a deep-fried whole stick of butter (on a stick)
yes, it's a real thing

#15 "f@#king freedom" sounds about right.

I suppose "American" would taste like BBQ sauce, gun residue, a fat guy's sweat and whatever the textile of an USA flag tasts like.

"'murica! F@#k yeah"

It would taste like progress

electricity, telephones, computers, vaccines, automobiles, etc

You're welcome, rest of the world

Indigestion.

Not sure about the taste, but here are some smells: stale cigarette smoke, B.O., burned popcorn, beer breath, dirty hair, gasoline, grubby clothes, and dirt-weed.