“I started a new teaching job and sat on a desk to explain the book we were reading. Thankfully nobody was sitting there.”
"I had my first day of training at my new job. I’ve been really happy because I haven’t had a job in a long time. But I missed it because I thought my shift was 10 p.m.-6 p.m., but it was actually 6 p.m.-10 p.m. I feel really stupid."
-drove a rain-pipe from the wall
-1.5 hours late for interview, still hired.