When making a toasted sandwich, stick both slices of bread into the same slot. This will toast up the outsides while keeping the insides warm but soft.
#3 Rather have smelly clothes than everything stunk over by some disgusting soap.
#9 Or you simply could learn how to use tools properly maybe?
#15 How the heck am I supposed to stuff USED tissues into a box they came TIGHTLY PACKED and FLAT in? That's clearly a fail.
#18 Are you insane? Cereal dust is the best part of the whole box!!!
pro tip