Pool noodles work great for cushioning virtually anything. Cutting one in half and sticking it to a garage wall can help protect both your wall and your car door from being dented.
#3 Rather have smelly clothes than everything stunk over by some disgusting soap.
#9 Or you simply could learn how to use tools properly maybe?
#15 How the heck am I supposed to stuff USED tissues into a box they came TIGHTLY PACKED and FLAT in? That's clearly a fail.
#18 Are you insane? Cereal dust is the best part of the whole box!!!
pro tip