#47 This is literally true. The guy who invented it did so because he thought it was improper to listen to a woman's heartbeat this way. Or he was gay...

#8. More likely due to “equity”.

#17. You are literally too stupid to own a gun.

#40 as fake as the belief of a flat earther

#34
Translation: If all of the spaces are taken, do not park on the grass, go somewhere else.